Maybe audiences aren’t clamoring for an updated adaptation of Dracula from Luc Besson, the celebrated French director for glossiness and bloat. Still, it’s worth noting: his lavishly upholstered vampire romance displays creativity and style – and amid its theatrical camp, I might just favor over Robert Eggers’s recent, solemnly classy version of Nosferatu. Odd details emerge, such as a scene that seems to depict a geographic divide between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz embodies a clever but beleaguered cleric fighting vampires – it’s surprising he never took on such a part earlier – who ends up in Paris in 1889 for the French Revolution centenary celebrations. So does the sinister Dracula, enacted by the body-horror veteran Caleb Landry Jones speaking in a twisted regional dialect similar to Steve Carell’s Gru from the Despicable Me comedies. It’s a role that he too was born to take on.
The story is this: Dracula has been restlessly roaming the globe in sorrow for hundreds of years since he became undead, a punishment for his faithless sorrow over the death of his wife, Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, daughter of Rosanna Arquette). the vampire has looked tirelessly for a female who could be the rebirth of his deceased partner. By cruel fate, the lucky lady turns out to be Mina (again played by Bleu), the modest betrothed of Dracula’s wimpish land agent, Jonathan Harker (enacted by Ewens Abid), who has recently been to the count’s castle to discuss his property portfolio and whose miniature portrait of the winsome Mina caught the count’s hooded eye.
Besson organizes Dracula’s flashback sequence of international journeys sporting extravagant attire with a sure hand, and he doesn’t shy away from offering humorous scenes with a distinctly Mel Brooks flavour – such as the count’s repeated and futile attempts to commit suicide after Elisabeta’s death, as well as farcical scenes that follow Dracula applies to himself using a particular scent in historic Florence, that renders him irresistible to women. Absurd yet engaging.
Dracula can be streamed online starting December 1st and on DVD and Blu-ray from December 22nd. It screens in Australian cinemas beginning on the fifth of February, 2026.
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